Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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