can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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