I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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