Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
