I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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