its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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