So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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