seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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