his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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