idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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