You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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