meet me or not, i'm out of control
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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