watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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