Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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