she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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