Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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