love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
