yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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