And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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