You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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