I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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