found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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