I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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