Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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