I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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