it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
When are your genitals available?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
