google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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