Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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