Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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