Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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