Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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