You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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