it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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