I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The air was thick with penises
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
All the doctor said was why
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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