she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Who did Billy Mays play for?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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