In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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