so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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