I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
smell my finger.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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