we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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