i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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