I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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