Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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