just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you will always have a special place in my vag
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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