porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Who died my cat blue again?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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