Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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