do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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