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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?

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  Ya

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  I used to kick so much ass

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  Bring breadsticks

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?

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