return my video game
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR