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  Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  "Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.

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• (805): View more from California

  The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT

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