Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
I used to kick so much ass
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?