Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(989): View more from Michigan

return my video game

Fav 14 1326 2422
share tweet
(515): View more from Iowa

Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.

(402): View more from Nebraska

but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.

Fav 9 4034 966
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(216): View more from Ohio

ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.

Fav 6 1420 4500
share tweet
(781): View more from Massachusetts

Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention

Fav 6 1736 1127
share tweet
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
Read it at the TFLN blog
(415): View more from California

handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond

Fav 19 2787 1307
share tweet
(402): View more from Nebraska

Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.

Fav 4 3778 993
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(204): View more from Manitoba

Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.

Fav 3 1932 1345
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(905): View more from Ontario

Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.

Fav 1 291 120
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(216): View more from Ohio

SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.

(330): View more from Ohio

YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR

Fav 2 35 15
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT