omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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