Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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