Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She bit a glass in half.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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