she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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