Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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