Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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