He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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